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[whooshing]
[wings flapping]
[trampoline stretches]
[small explosion]
[skidding]
Pipp Petals: That's all, Zippsters! [singsong] Like and subsci-i-ibe.
Zipp Storm: Stop trying to make "Zippsters" happen, Pipp. I don't want followers.
[opening jingle]
Sunny Starscout: And that's two pineapple punch smoothies with extra... nothing? Huh, sorry everypony. My fruit delivery was supposed to get here hours ago.
Izzy Moonbow: I mean, you know what they say. A late delivery is probably a safe one.
[whistling of something descending]
Hitch Trailblazer: Huh?
Sunny Starscout: Huh?
Hitch Trailblazer: [gasps]
Izzy Moonbow: Uhh--
[startled cries from crowd]
Fifi: [screams]
[crash]
Fifi: [clears throat] Fifi's flying fruit smoothie smooth fruit delivery service. Where every delivery is... smooth.
[trotting]
[banana peel slips]
Background pony: [screams] Oof.
Zipp Storm: [chuckles] Woah. Somepony really needs to teach these Pegasi how to fly. [laughs]
Pipp, Hitch, Sunny, and Izzy: Ah!
Zipp Storm: Oh. No no no no no. There's no way I would ever...
Zipp Storm: ...Welcome to W.I.N.G.S. The Wonderful Institute of No Gravity Sky-walking?
Pipp Petals: It means flight school.
Zipp Storm: It's really more of a one-off training day.
Zoom Zephyrwing: I was told it's an academy.
Fifi: Uhh, is this the university of flying?
Hitch Trailblazer: [laughs nervously]
Zipp Storm: Ugh, whatever. Let's just get started. Who can tell me how to do a double roulette twist?
Windy: Oh! I know about flapping!
Sunny Starscout: Uh, Zipp?
Zipp Storm: What is it?
Windy: Oh it's when you move your wings up and down over and...
Zipp Storm: Not you, Windy.
Sunny Starscout: Maybe start with something simpler, like an obstacle course?
Zipp Storm: An obstacle course? I don't have an--
Izzy Moonbow: Ta-dah!
[wood cracks]
Zipp Storm: What?! Where did that come from?
Pipp Petals: Over to you, captain.
Zipp Storm: I'm not a captain! ...Fine. Everyone, watch carefully.
[wings flapping]
[whoosing]
Zipp Storm: Easy. Now, who wants to go first?
Thunder: Huh?
Zipp Storm: [sighs] All right. You're up, Thunder.
Thunder: [nervous whimpering]
[crash]
Zipp Storm: This is gonna be a long day.
Windy: Ahh! Daisies! My greatest fear.
Zipp Storm: O-kay... Next.
Hitch Trailblazer: Woohoo!
[galloping]
[crash]
Fifi: Augh! Waah!
[whoosing]
[thud]
Fifi: Oof!
[whistling of object descending]
[clang]
[splat]
Hitch Trailblazer: [groans]
Windy: Screams
[phone camera clicks]
[smack]
Thunder and Zoom: Oof!
[Dazed mumbling]
Zipp Storm: Welp, I'm sure you all enjoyed that more than I did. Good luck.
[wings flap]
Zipp Storm: Huh?
[foal giggling]
Background foal: Waah!
[thud]
Background pony: [gasps]
[bush rustles]
Background pony: Yay!
[foal chuckles]
Young Zipp: [laughs] Woah-uh!
[thump]
Young Zipp: [disheartened whimper]
Queen Haven: Come on, Zephyrina. Don't give up.
Young Zipp: [grunts of effort] Ha!
Queen Haven: Don't give up.
Izzy Moonbow: [whispering] Don't give up... don't give up... don't give up.
Zipp Storm: Thanks, Izzy.
[exhausted sighing]
Zipp Storm: All right, listen up. I'm gonna get you flying if it's the last thing I do. [clears throat] Before 5:00. Day ends at 5:00.
Pegasi: Yeah!
[whooshing]
Thunder: Wah!
[air pump puffs]
Zoom Zephyrwing: [nervous whimpering]
[whooshing]
[crash]
Fifi: Huh?
Hitch Trailblazer: [sighs]
Izzy Moonbow: I'm Windy! C'mon daisy, let's be friends! [laughs]
Windy: [apprehensive mutter]
[whooshing]
[thump]
[whooshing]
Zoom Zephyrwing: Ha-hah!
[swooping]
[landing]
Fifi: Uhf. Yea-hey!
[birds flapping]
Izzy Moonbow: [cheers]
Windy: Oh! [laughs]
Izzy Moonbow: [laughs]
[zooming]
[sparkling]
Zipp Storm: Cadets! This morning, you looked like a bunch of earth ponies with wings taped to your back.
Fifi: Aww...
Zipp Storm: But now you're captains of the sky!
Fifi: Ooh!
Zipp Storm: You may now throw your hats.
[cheering]
[thump]
Background pony: Ahh!
[crash]
[splat]
Pipp Petals: [stifles laughter]
[Pegasi laugh]
Sunny Starscout: Zipp, that was amazing! You're a natural.
Zipp Storm: I suppose it was kind of fun. You know, maybe I will run that flight school after all... When crabs fly! [laughs]
Sunny Starscout: [laughs]
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