- Frankenstallion (on TV): It lives... My monster lives!
- [lightning strikes on TV]
- [popcorn rustling]
- [lightning strikes]
- Sunny, Pipp, Hitch, and Izzy: [scream]
- Hitch Trailblazer: It's Frankenstallion's monster!
- [blanket toss]
- Izzy Moonbow: [chomps popcorn]
- Zipp Storm: I'm only gonna say this once. WHO TOOK MY SUNGLASSES?!
- Izzy Moonbow: [chews popcorn]
- [crash]
- Zipp Storm: Everypony, follow me.
- [opening jingle]
- [camera shutter snapping]
- Pipp Petals: Love... what you've done with the place, sis...
- [kick]
- [clicking]
- [mechanical turning]
- Sunny Starscout: Woah. That's intense.
- Zipp Storm: Let's start with our first pony of interest. Whaddya say, Hitch? Remember this morning at the beach, sheriff?
- Hitch Trailblazer: Another bright sunshiny day in Maretime Bay! Too bad I left my sunglasses back at the station... I'll just steal YOURS, ZIPP! Mwahahahaha!
- Hitch Trailblazer: Objection! That is not what I said!
- [video rewinding]
- Hitch Trailblazer: Another bright sunshiny day in Maretime Bay! Sure wish I hadn't left my sunnies back at the station.
- [click]
- Zipp Storm: Back at the station. Really?
- Hitch Trailblazer: Mmhm. Although, I don't need sunglasses to...see the problem with your theory.
- Pipp Petals: [groans]
- Sunny Starscout: [groans] No...
- Izzy Moonbow: I like that. That was good.
- Zipp Storm: Okay, okay. What about YOU, Pipp? I get it. We're sisters, Pipp. And you borrowed something without asking. Just give them back and we'll forget it ever happened.
- Pipp Petals: Why would I take your sunglasses, Zipp? They're sooo not my style.
- Zipp Storm: Remember? Function over fashion?
- Pipp Petals: [gasps]
- Zipp Storm: You were sooo excited to show off the--
- Pipp Petals: Brand new Auto-mane-tic Shampoo & Shine!
- [splat]
- Pipp Petals: A perfect do in two minutes!
- [metallic clank]
- [water gushing]
- [water spraying]
- Pipp and Zipp: [gasp]
- [ponies screaming]
- [water splashing]
- Pipp Petals: [wails] I think I got it in my eyes!
- Zipp Storm: [inhales sharply]
- Pipp Petals: Quick, give me your sunglasses!
- Zipp Storm: But you said they were so last season.
- Pipp Petals: Sometimes Zipp, you've gotta take function over fashion. O-oh! Never tell anypony I said that.
- [water gushing]
- [beep]
- Pipp Petals: I borrowed your sunglasses one time, in an emergency. But why would I steal them? I have plenty of my own.
- Zipp Storm: Well, u-uhh... What about you, Sunny? Making smoothies all day in the sun, you must need--
- [click]
- Sunny Starscout: [sips smoothie]
- Zipp Storm: Uh... [laughs awkwardly] Right. ...That only leaves... Izzy? [gasps] Of course! All. That. Measuring. Making sure that my sunglasses would fit YOU! Before you stole them!
- Izzy Moonbow: No... [laughs nervously] Zipp, see, I mean... The thing, actually, uh--DISTRACTION!
- [magical shimmering]
- [paper smacking]
- Zipp Storm: [muffled wailing] [growls]
- Izzy Moonbow: [whimpering]
- Zipp Storm: [growls]
- [window opens]
- Izzy Moonbow: [panting]
- [door opens]
- Izzy Moonbow: [screams]
- Zipp Storm: Izzy, stop!
- Izzy Moonbow: [wails]
- Zipp Storm: Woah!
- [thump]
- Zipp Storm: [groans]
- Izzy Moonbow: [frantic mumbling]
- [paper folding]
- Zipp Storm: End of the line, Izz! Nowhere left to trot. We can do this the easy way, or the--
- Izzy Moonbow: Here ya go, Zipp! I hope you like it!
- Zipp Storm: Fo... For me?
- [box opening]
- Zipp Storm: [gasps]
- [digital feedback]
- Zipp Storm: Woah... Incredible!
- Izzy Moonbow: I didn't take your sunglasses, Zipp, I swear. I was taking your measurements, so I could make these for you. Any good detective has super fancy gadgets.
- Zipp Storm: Ooh, thanks Izzy!
- [digital feedback]
- Zipp Storm: Woah! Uh--Ew, gross...
- [bump]
- Zipp Storm: Best gift EVER, Izzy! I love them! Wah--
- [paper slipping]
- [thump]
- Zipp Storm: Oof!
- [crunch]
- Zipp Storm: [laughs awkwardly] Guess I found them. Sorry.
- Izzy Moonbow: I can fix those!
- Pipp Petals: [groans]
- Hitch Trailblazer: Amateur.
- Sunny Starscout: You've gotta be kidding me.
- Zipp Storm: Uh, bu-but that was fun, right? Right? [groans]