- Sunny Starscout: I promise to save Starlight Ridge and the Auroricorns from the evil snow leopard Allura. Or my name isn't SUNNY STARSCOUT!!!
- [buzzer!]
- Pipp Petals: That was fabulous, ponies. Let's move on to the next scene.
- Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] Hello, cutie wittle fuzzball!
- Sunny Starscout: Uh, Pipp? I wasn't in Alicorn form when we arrived in Starlight Ridge. And we didn't even know that Allura was controlling the Auroricorns yet. Or—
- Pipp Petals: Come on! We're giving the ponies what they want, Sunny!
- Sunny Starscout: But we're supposed to be telling everypony what really happened in Starlight Ridge. You know... The truth?
- Pipp Petals: And we are. We're just jazzing it up. Show biz styyyyyle!
- [opening jingle]
- Hitch Trailblazer: [overdramatic] Observe, fellow ponies! 'Tis the Auroricorns!
- Auroricorns: [groaning]
- Zipp Storm: [stilted] Hoof-reka! My detective-y senses are telling me that Allura has hypnotized the Auroricorns to collect stars for her!
- Rest of Mane 6: [gasp]
- Auroricorns: [groaning]
- Pipp Petals: [clears throat]
- Misty: Oh! [stilted] This is bad! Very bad!
- Izzy Moonbow: [overdramatic] Oh, my glitter! Oh! However can we save them, Sunny?!
- Sunny Starscout: We save them together!
- Auroricorns: [groaning]
- [thunder]
- Sunny Starscout:
- Mane 6 sans Sunny: [screaming]
- Sunny Starscout: This is not what happened! Pipp, it was strange to see the Auroricorns in their trance, but they weren't brain-eating zom-ponies!
- Pipp Petals: Let's get ready for another one, everypony! Okay! We're just adding some drama, Sunny. No biggie.
- Sunny Starscout: But we're not telling the truth. Where's Comet? Or Violet Frost? They helped save the day, too.
- Posey Bloom: [clears throat loudly] Can we hurry this up, please?! I don't like heights, and this harness is itchy!
- Pipp Petals: Yup! Sorry, Posey! Let's move on to our big finale, everypony! The introduction of our new hero, Comet the Auroricorn!
- Comet: Um, h-h-hi, e-e-everypony.
- [clatter]
- Sunny Starscout: [groans]
- Mane 6 sans Sunny: [growling]
- Posey Bloom: Ha-ha-ha! You can't win! The Nova Charrrrm is mine! Which means I'm the leader of the Aurrrroricorns! Your frrrriends have fallen to my [???] power, Alicorn!
- Sunny Starscout: That's it! Violet Frost said the snow in Starlight Ridge is magic! [giggles]
- Misty: Ugh!
- Pipp Petals: Ugh!
- Zipp Storm: Ow!
- Izzy Moonbow: Ow!
- Hitch Trailblazer: Ugh! Huh? [overdramatic] We have been saved!
- Pipp Petals: Ow, ow! Not the hair! Oh. [laughs nervously]
- Zipp Storm: [stilted] I detect we're no longer hypnotized.
- Misty: [stilted] The snow has freed us from our diabolical daze!
- Izzy Moonbow: [overdramatic] Oh! How ever will we get the Nova Charm and free everypony? There's ever so many of them!
- [wind whistles]
- [beat]
- Izzy Moonbow: [clears throat] I said there's ever so many of them!
- Pipp Petals: Pssst! Comet! That's your cue!
- Comet: [laughs nervously] Um... Give me the Nova Charm now, or say hello to my... snowy friend!
- [whirring]
- Posey Bloom: Aah! Ooh! Oww!
- Sunny Starscout: OK, that's enough, ponies! This is— Ow! Hey!
- Pipp Petals: What's the problem, Sunny?
- Sunny Starscout: I know you want to make it exciting, Pipp. But we're supposed to be telling everypony the truth of Starlight Ridge.
- Pipp Petals: I guess maybe I did go a bit far.
- Sunny Starscout: The real way we beat Allura was exciting enough.
- Comet: Yeah! Ponies and Auroricorns teamed up for the first time! And that is way cooler than any, um... giant snow monster?
- Pipp Petals: [laughs nervously] OK, Cancel the Snowzilla. Please.
- Rufus: Wha—? Ugh! You got to be kidding me!
- Pipp Petals: We're gonna tell the story right!
- Seashell: Did you see how the ponies and Auroricorns came together?
- Glory: Who knew snowballs were so magical?
- Peach Fizz: Do you think the real Allura will be in the sequel?
- Sunny Starscout: Well, we wanted them to know all about Starlight Ridge. Great job, Pipp.
- Pipp Petals: You were right, Sunny. The real story was way more awesome.
- Dazzle Feather: Oh, my glitter! It's the Comet! The first Auroricorn this reporter has ever met! How are you finding Equestria so far?
- Comet: Oh, um... Yeah. Uh, I think I'm gonna love it here!