- Pipp Petals: Oh, my glitter! This is going to be the best surprise [singsong] everrrrrr!
- [wheel rolling]
- Zipp Storm: Here she comes! Thunder, light 'em up!
- Mane 5: Three... two... one... Happy Mares' Day!
- [fireworks popping]
- Fifi: Oooh... Look! You're missing the fireworks!
- Pipp Petals: [groans] We thought you were the queen.
- Fifi: [laughs] Imagine that. Me the queen?
- Berries: Well, hello, your Majesty!
- Fifi and Berries: [laughing]
- Zipp Storm: And now we've completely wasted the fireworks. Ugh. I knew this would happen.
- Sunny Starscout: Zipp, you don't need fireworks to show the queen how much you care about her.
- Izzy Moonbow: Which is great, 'cause now you don't have any! [nervous laugh] Yaaaay...
- Hitch Trailblazer: Maybe she's just running late.
- Zipp Storm: No. I know exactly where she is.
- [opening jingle plays]
- Queen Haven: What's next on the royal to-do list, Zoom?
- Zoom Zephyrwing: Well, we are running a bit late, your Majesty. But for item eighty-one, you were supposed to—
- Queen Haven: [gasps] Meet my daughters in the royal square!
- [thud!]
- Queen Haven: Oh, dear. Well, isn't this a pleasant surprise. [nervous laugh]
- Zipp Storm: You were supposed to meet us in the square. I even made an appointment with Zoom this time!
- Pipp Petals: Being a no-show is, like, totally harsh, Mother! And on Mares' Day?! Rude!
- Queen Haven: I know! I'm so sorry I've let you down! And on this special day! [sighs] Believe me, there's nothing I'd like more than to take a break from being queen. But there's just too much to do.
- Zipp Storm: Then why don't we give you a break? We'll do all of your queenly duties for the rest of the day.
- Queen Haven: Really? You want to be queen?
- Zipp Storm: Come on, Mom. How hard can it be?
- Queen Haven: [quickly] Okay then! Zoom will make sure you have everything you need! Good luck!
- [door slams]
- Zoom Zephyrwing: Of course, your Majesty! Forwarding the royal to-do list now!
- [beeping]
- Pipp Petals: That's not... [clears throat] ...so bad.
- [beeping speeds up]
- Zipp Storm: Oof.
- Izzy Moonbow: Would you look at that? It just keeps going and going and going and going and going and going...
- Pipp Petals: This'll be... f-fun. Right?
- [beeping stops]
- Zoom Zephyrwing: Item eighty-two – the newborn foals portrait.
- Mane 5: Awwww!
- [foals giggling]
- Mane 5: [gasp]
- Zipp Storm: Wh—? H-Hey! Get back here!
- Sunny Starscout: [grunting]
- Pipp Petals: [grunting]
- [crash]
- Zipp Storm: [growls]
- Sunny Starscout: [screams]
- Hitch Trailblazer: I'll be... right... behind... you!
- [foals giggling]
- [camera clicks]
- [techno-harpsichord music]
- Zoom Zephyrwing: Item ninety-seven – the grand opening of the royal playground.
- Zipp Storm: [laughs] This'll be easy.
- [scissors snipping]
- Izzy Moonbow: [grunts] Huh? [grunting]
- Flare: Uh, this is hard to watch.
- Izzy Moonbow: [grunting] Must... cut... ribbon!
- Sunny Starscout: Just go on without us!
- [techno-harpsichord music]
- [camera clicking]
- [cameras clicking]
- [crack!]
- Pony Patient: [screams]
- [camera clicks]
- [cameras clicking]
- Pipp Petals: [clears throat]
- [camera clicks]
- [papers flapping]
- Hitch Trailblazer: Whoa!
- Sunny Starscout: Look out!
- Izzy Moonbow: Yikes!
- [crash!]
- Pipp Petals: [groans]
- Queen Haven: [sighs] I do hope everything's okay.
- [door opens]
- Zipp Storm: We did it! We're late for dinner, but we made it!
- Queen Haven: And how did it go?
- Hitch Trailblazer: A newborn foal gave me a shiner!
- Sunny Starscout: Being queen is much harder than it looks!
- Pipp Petals: Look at all this dirt in my mane!
- Izzy Moonbow: I'll never use scissors again!
- Zipp Storm: The truth is there were five of us. We didn't even come close to finishing the royal to-do list. I can't believe you do that every day.
- Pipp Petals: Yeah, I think we were the ones being harsh earlier. You are super-amazing.
- Queen Haven: That means a lot, Pipp. Thank you.
- [hooves clinging]
- [door opens]
- Mane 5: [gasp]
- Zipp Storm: You think of everything.
- Queen Haven: Now, everypony, dig in!
- Mane 5: [chattering]