- Rufus: Behold... the awesome power of... the Great Hoofdini!
- Izzy Moonbow: Oh, hey, Rufus!
- Rufus: Marvel as he floats in the air! Gasp as he levitates objects! How does he do it? It's "mare-aculous"!
- Izzy Moonbow: Wow!
- Seashell: He clearly uses wires.
- Glory: Ponies have, like, real magic now.
- Rufus: Ah, who am I kiddin'? Since real magic came back to Equestria, nopony is interested in my tricks.
- Izzy Moonbow: What?! That can't be true, Ruf— I mean, Hoofdini!
- [Pegabunny squeaks angrily]
- [rumble]
- Unicorn: Oh, just helping them move house. [giggles] So, where you want it?
- Rufus: See? All washed up.
- Izzy Moonbow: You're an Earth pony. Why don't you just use your growy-growy planty magic? It is so cool.
- Izzy Moonbow: [voiceover] Whenever I try and grow plants, it takes forever, and I forget to water them, and then they all die!
- Rufus: I don't have any magic. All I got is my tricks, and now... they belong on the garbage dump.
- Izzy Moonbow: Lucky for you, my specialty is giving all kind of things a second chance. See? Garbage into a fabulous, uh... bowtie! Ta-da!
- [clang!]
- Rufus: Oof! [strained] Little heavy.
- Izzy Moonbow: Come on! We're gonna turn you into something new and awesome, too!
- [opening jingle]
- Hitch Trailblazer: So, a wannabe sheriff, eh? Well, it's an amazing job but very demanding. You have to be hyper-aware of your surroundings.
- [clang!]
- [ka-chunk!]
- Rufus: [gulps]
- Hitch Trailblazer: Was that... Did you just swallow the key? Why would you do that?!
- Rufus: Sorry. I'm an escape artiste. Swallowing keys is what we do.
- Izzy Moonbow: Cards, anyone? [nervous laugh]
- Izzy Moonbow: And Hoofdini will do the best job ever of guarding the crown jewels.
- Rufus: [clears throat] What crown jewels?
- [poof]
- Queen Haven: [yelps]
- Rufus: Where did they go? How did he do it?
- Queen Haven: Thief! Guards!
- [poof]
- Izzy Moonbow: Uh... Okay! Gotta go!
- [zip!]
- [mixer shaking]
- Onyx: Gimme a tea, Alpha-B. Peppermin-TY, pretty P.
- Rufus: Comin' up! Ta-daaaa! Oh! [chuckles]
- [teacups clinking]
- Onyx: I ain't payin' for all these teas, if you please.
- Rufus: Uhhh...
- Rufus: Oh, this is hopeless. My tricks'll never fit in anywhere. I might as well forget "Hoofdini" and just be plain old Rufus.
- Izzy Moonbow: Nah! We just haven't found the right thing to uni-cycle you into yet.
- Seashell: Ugh! Buffering?! We're missing Pipp's new livestream!
- Glory: You gotta hold your phone way higher than that!
- Rufus: [sighs] No wonder my magic don't impress anypony. Everypony can do it!
- Glory: Yes! Full bars! Not gonna miss a whinny of Pipp's new livestream!
- Pipp Petals: Hey, Pippsqueaks! Still haven't figured out my amazing, show-stopping entrance. Sad face. Hit me up with your suggestions in the comments.
- Glory: Ooh, I've got an idea!
- Philly: Hey! Watch it!
- Glory: [gasps, grunts, screams]
- Rufus: Whoa! That pony! She's fallin'!
- Seashell: Somepony! Do something!
- Glory: [screaming]
- Izzy Moonbow: Look out!
- [shimmering]
- Glory: [screaming]
- Izzy Moonbow: [grunting] No use! She's falling too fast!
- Rufus: If only these vines were longer!
- [shimmering]
- Rufus: [gasps] Saddle-cadabra!
- Izzy Moonbow: Whoo-hoo! I knew it! You had Earth pony magic all along!
- Rufus: Guess so! Just needed a good reason for it to start workin'!
- Seashell: Hoofdini! You saved Glory! You're not just a magician! You're a hero!
- Izzy Moonbow: What did I say, huh? Nothin' belongs on the garbage dump. Uni-cycle! Aha! And for your next trick...
- Pipp Petals: Shout out to my friend Hoofdini for this new, big, show-stopping entrance! It's [singsong] magiiiiic!
- ["Let Out Your Light" instrumental]
- Rufus: What do you think, Izzy?
- Izzy Moonbow: "Mare-aculous"!