- Misty: [panting]
- [food splatting]
- Misty: [panting and yelping, gasps]
- Unicorn 1: Give it up, Misty! There's no escape!
- Misty: [gasps, grunting] Aah! [panting]
- Izzy Moonbow: Misty, get down!
- [splatting]
- Izzy Moonbow: [grunting] Yeah! Don't you just love Friday Night Food Fights? Whoa! Look out! All the week's food that's old and rotten gets saved up and put to good use in the best unicorn tradition!
- [thudding]
- [opening jingle]
- Misty: [panting] I'm not sure about this, Izzy. Isn't there someplace I can just watch?
- Izzy Moonbow: The Tea House! Home-sies is safe-sies! Quick, Misty! Make a break for it! I'll cover you! [laughs] Oh, yeah? Take that! And that! And—
- [splatting]
- Izzy Moonbow: Or maybe I'll get covered... in pies! [laughing] Pies! Get it?
- [splat!]
- Misty: [panting]
- [door opens]
- [door closes]
- [splatting]
- Misty: Dad! Quick! It's not safe! We got to get out of here! This food fight has gotta stop!
- Alphabittle: You mean to tell me you don't like Friday Night Food Fights? Hah! Oh, you sure changed your tune. Very well, then. If that's what you want, I will put an end to all this food-flinging nonsense.
- Misty: No, Dad, wait! Don't go out there!
- Alphabittle: Listen up, ponies! From this day forth, I declare a ceasefire! Lay down your old lasagna, your rotten bananas—
- [splat!]
- Alphabittle: Ugh! [groaning]
- [splatting]
- Misty: [gasps] Nooooo! No! He was only trying to end this battle! This can't be happening! Why?! Oh, why, oh, why, oh, why?!
- Alphabittle: Hang on. Are you telling me you... you don't remember?
- Young Alphabittle: The Pegasus soars through the air! It's coming in to land! Ooh!
- Young Misty: Yaaay!
- Young Alphabittle: Whoop! [laughs]
- Young Misty: Whoo-hoo!
- [splat]
- [Izzy Moonbow]
- It's the place where love and friendship starts
- It's for me, yeah, it's for you, yeah, it's for everycritter
- Don't be aloof, pick up your hoof and play your part
- Just show a little heart
- Young Misty: [giggling]
- [Izzy Moonbow]
- If you're feelin' what I'm feelin', then get up and show me
- 'Cause today's not the day for bein' lonely
- Misty: Hang on. Are you telling me I started this tradition back when I was a filly?
- Alphabittle: Yes, that's— Oof!
- [splatting]
- Misty: That's it! If I started this, I can finish it, too! [roars]
- [Izzy Moonbow]
- It's the place where love and friendship starts
- It's for me, yeah, it's for you, yeah, it's for everycritter
- Don't be aloof, pick up your hoof and play your part
- Just show a little heart
- If you're feelin' what I'm feelin', then get up and show me
- 'Cause today's not the day for bein' lonely
- Oh, oh, I'm spreadin' the love...
- [continues under]
- Dapple: Eww! Rotten eggs? My mane's gonna smell for weeks!
- Misty: Revenge is sweet!
- [Izzy Moonbow]
- ...You better follow your heart, it ain't gonna wait
- Love, I'm gonna shout it
- Love, I'm gonna shout it
- Misty: Nopony messes with my dad!
- [Izzy Moonbow]
- Ain't no doubt about it
- Love's in the air, let's shout it
- Whoo!
- Don't try to hide now, no, don't run from fate
- Love's in the air and, ooh, it's smelling great
- Don't be afraid, it's not too late for a new start
- Just show a little heart
- Misty: Hasta la vista, pony!
- Unicorn 1: How'd you like an extra big helping of... this?!
- Misty: [gasps]
- [Izzy Moonbow]
- If you're feelin' what I'm feelin', then get up and show me
- 'Cause today's not the day for bein' lonely
- Misty: [shouts]
- [splatting]
- Izzy Moonbow: Misty, you were amazing! Food fight champion!
- Misty: But what about all this food?
- Izzy Moonbow: What, that? Aww, the forest will have that for lunch. See? All that musty old food was only ever good for one thing – mulch. It helps grow Bridlewood, enrich the soil, and keep the forest alive.
- Alphabittle: A prize for the food fight victor! Thanks for avenging me.
- Izzy Moonbow: Friday Night Food Fight battle champ! That's sure a side of you I've never seen.
- Misty: [gasps] Aah!
- [splat!]
- Izzy Moonbow: Thaaaaat's more like it.
- Izzy Moonbow, Misty, and Alphabittle: [laughing]