- Sunny Starscout: Are you sure you're okay to critter-sit for us, Jazz? We don't have to go.
- Jazz Hooves: Oh, you ponies enjoy your night out. I'm sure these little floofs won't be a problem.
- Hitch Trailblazer: Yeah, I'm sure you can handle it. Just don't let McSnipsalot get a hold of anything sharp!
- Zipp Storm: And don't let them get into my marshmallow spread!
- Izzy Moonbow: Or poop in my craft corner! Again!
- Pipp Petals: And most importantly, do... NOT... let them into the bedroom!
- Jazz Hooves: McSnipsa-what?
- [beat]
- Pipp Petals: Think that's it! Come on! We're going to be late! Thanks so much for doing this, Jazz! Just put the critters to bed, and you'll be fine! Byeeeee!
- [door closes]
- Jazz Hooves: Uhhhh...
- [opening jingle]
- Jazz Hooves: Well... that should all be easy enough. Eh, critters?
- [wind chime]
- Jazz Hooves: Uh, critters? Don't be scared. It's just me, Jazz.
- [clicking]
- Jazz Hooves: Huh? Hey, come on, critters. It's bedtime. Where are you—? [screams]
- [racoonicorn laughing]
- Jazz Hooves: Huh? [gasps]
- [bunnycorns laughing]
- Jazz Hooves: Whoa! What?!
- [birds squawking]
- Jazz Hooves: Down from there! Stop that!
- [clicking]
- Jazz Hooves: [gasps, panting] Where'd you get a birthday cake?!
- [splat!]
- [bunnycorns laughing]
- Jazz Hooves: No! I promised the ponies I'd put you to bed! Time to settle down!
- [beat]
- [critters laughing]
- Jazz Hooves: [sighs]
- [slice!]
- [splat]
- [birds squawking]
- Jazz Hooves: Whoa! Hey! This is way too much energy! Hey, who wants a nice hot cocoa, huh? Hmm?
- [racoonicorns laughing]
- Jazz Hooves: No! No! Not upstairs!
- [splat!]
- Jazz Hooves: [gasps]
- [critters laughing]
- Jazz Hooves: Not the bedroom!
- [doors open]
- Jazz Hooves: Huh?
- [racoonicorns laughing]
- [crash!]
- Jazz Hooves: [gasps]
- [birds singing]
- Jazz Hooves: [gasps] Aah!
- [Pegasnail laughing]
- Jazz Hooves: No-no-no-no-no-no-no! Hey, critters! Who wants a sleepy bedtime story?
- [critters squeak]
- Jazz Hooves: Awww...
- [bunnycorn laughing]
- Jazz Hooves: [sighs] Come on! Ugh!
- [critters laughing]
- [thudding]
- Jazz Hooves: Okay... How about a nice relaxing lullaby? Give me that! [grunting] Aah!
- [crash!]
- Bunnycorn: Ooh...
- [click]
- Opaline: What? Who is this? Is this a prank call? When I find out who you are...!
- [ripping]
- [critters laughing]
- Jazz Hooves: [gasping]
- [critters laughing]
- [birds singing]
- Jazz Hooves: UGH! I'm not a petsitter! I'm a stylist!
- [racoonicorn laughs]
- Jazz Hooves: [gasps] I'm a stylist! Okay, so I guess you critters aren't ready to sleep, huh? Well, I'll be doing some super-fun makeovers [singsong] downstaaaaaairs!
- [critters laugh]
- ["Party Party Party" plays]
- [Mane 5]
- We'll party, party, party, oh yeah
- [Sunny Starscout]
- Kickin' off this party, all my ponies feelin' great
- [Pipp Petals]
- Manes right, looks tight
- [Mane 5]
- We might glow the roof off this place!
- [Hitch Trailblazer]
- You know it's gonna rain G-L-I-double-T-E-R
- [Izzy Moonbow]
- When we're movin' these hooves like we're ClipTrot stars!
- Jazz Hooves: You critters are killin' it! Mmm! Work that scuttle, critter girl!
- [racoonicorns squeak]
- Jazz Hooves: What a reveal! McSnipsalot is serving claws! Work it! The glamour! The talent! Are those curtains? Yikes!
- [cameras clicking]
- Jazz Hooves: Beachwear! Formal glamour!
- [bird squawks]
- Jazz Hooves: High fashion! Everycritter say, "Gorgeous!"
- [camera clicks]
- [door opens]
- Zipp Storm: Hey, Jazz. We're back.
- Sunny Starscout: [laughs]
- Mane 5: [gasp]
- [critters snoring]
- Jazz Hooves: Oh, you're home already?
- Pipp Petals: You would not believe the evening we've had!
- Hitch Trailblazer: Wow, you got all the critters to go to bed?
- Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] That's a first.
- Sunny Starscout: I knew you'd be able to get them under control. Maybe we should do this more often.
- Pipp Petals: [screams]
- Rest of Mane 5: [gasp]
- Izzy Moonbow: Huh?
- Jazz Hooves: [nervous laugh] We... might've hit a few snags along the way?