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Pipp Petals: Morning, Pippsqueaks! Now, lots of you have been asking what a day in the life of Pipp Petals is really like. Well, get ready! Your sneak peek starts [singsong] noooooow!
["Every New Day (Is the Best Day Ever)" plays]
[Pipp Petals]
A brand new day
Izzy Moonbow: Whoo-hoo!
[Pipp Petals]
A brand new chance, a brand new way
Zipp Storm: [groans]
Izzy Moonbow: Ooh!
[doors open]
[ponies chattering]
Pipp Petals: [vocalizes] Whoo! [giggles]
Pipp Petals: [vocalizing]
Pipp Petals: Um, yes! Oh, yes. No. No. No! Yes!
[Pipp, Jazz, and Rocky]
Every day's so bright, every day's full of magic
Every day feels right, every day is a classic
And just when I think it can't get any better
Every new day is the best day ever
Whoa, oh-oh, oh, oh
Pipp Petals: Stick around for more unfiltered access to my entire day! See you soon, Pippsqueaks! Mwah!
[opening jingle]
Izzy Moonbow: Whoo-hoo! [laughs] Check it out!
Zipp Storm: Uh, yeah, Iz. We're watching it in real life. Right... there?
Izzy Moonbow: Whoo-hoo! Pipp! I love your dance moves, Pipp! Yeah!
Sunny Starscout: Well, after all that, I'd say somepony needs to refuel with a strawberry ripple smoothie.
Pipp Petals: Ugh! Sunny, you are the best! [slurps] Mmm! [slurping]
Hitch Trailblazer: Did you say you're giving your fans total access to your whole day? That sounds exhausting.
Pipp Petals: Well, it's what I have to do if I want to get a hundred million followers.
Hitch Trailblazer: One hundred million followers?! How do you even come up with this stuff?!
Pipp Petals and Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggling]
[camera clicking]
Hitch Trailblazer: Let me see those. Awww! Look at Sparky! Who's the cutest wittle dwagon baby ever? If you had a Ponygram, you'd have one hundred million followers! Wouldn't you? Oh, yes, you would! Everypony would want follow you!
Pipp Petals: A hundred million followers... [gasps]
Hitch Trailblazer: Wait, so now you listen to me? What do I know? I'm just an exhausted dragon dad. Sparky, no!
[zoom!]
Zipp Storm: Just be careful, Pipp. You know what happens when you do too much. You always get s—
Pipp Petals: [deep gasp] Zipp! Don't you say it!
Izzy Moonbow: Say what? "Sick"? [gasps] Oh, no! Is that word jinxie?!
Pipp Petals, Jazz Hooves, and Rocky Riff: We are healthy! We are fine! Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle! Shine, shine, shine!
[beat]
[phone chimes]
Rocky Riff: [gasps] Pipp! It's time!
Pipp Petals: Hey, Pippsqueaks! Ready for more? Here we go!
[Pipp, Jazz, and Rocky]
Whoa, oh-oh, oh, oh, it's like, it's like
Every new day is the best day ever
Whoa, oh-oh, oh, oh, it's like, it's like
Every new day is the best day ever
Dahlia: These flowers will add such a yummy sweetness to your next perfume, Pipp.
Pipp Petals: [sniffs] Ooh, it does smell delic— [coughs]
Rest of Mane 5: [gasp]
Jazz Hooves and Rocky Riff: [gasp]
Dahlia: Oh, no. You're not getting sick—
Pipp Petals: Neigh way! I never get—
Pipp Petals: —Sick?! Ugh! I can't be sick! I don't have— [coughs] —time to just lay in bed and— [coughs] —do nothing and— [coughing]
Sunny Starscout: Poor Pipp. She sounds super rough.
Izzy Moonbow: [scoffs] Have you seen her lately? She looks even worse!
Sunny Starscout, Hitch Trailblazer, and Zipp Storm: Izzy!
Izzy Moonbow: What? Honesty. [gasps] Ohhhh. Whoopsies.
Pipp Petals: [coughing]
Zipp Storm: Ugh! This always happens when she pushes herself too hard! [groans]
Hitch Trailblazer: Ugh, I feel like this is all my fault. I should've never said anything about one hundred million followers.
[phone chimes]
Pipp Petals: Hey, Pippsqueaks. [sniffles] I know I promised a whole day of my life, but it's... [indistinct squeaking]
Hitch Trailblazer: Come on, Sparky! We have to do something to help her!
Pipp Petals: Ugh! No! No! Yuck! Neigh way! Ew! Ew, ew, ew! EW!
[clatter]
Pipp Petals: [whimpers]
Hitch Trailblazer: Aw, Pipp. I'm sorry I ever said anything about trying to get so many followers.
Pipp Petals: [coughs] Honestly, Hitch, it's not so much about the followers. [sneezes] It's just, well, I... I really hate letting my fans down, you know? They mean so much to me.
Hitch Trailblazer: I get it, Pipp. But your fans love you. And sometimes we have to look after ourselves so that we can take care of the ponies—
[racoonicorn coughs]
Hitch Trailblazer: —or critters, dragons, and friends that need us. Here, have some soup. It'll help.
Pipp Petals: Awww, Hitch. [coughs] That is so sweet. Being a dad is making you, like, totally wise. [slurps] Mmm! Delicious.
Sparky Sparkeroni: [laughs]
[beeping]
[trilling]
Posey Bloom: Awwww!
[beep]
[fanfare]
Hitch Trailblazer: [whispering] On three, critters. One... Two... Three... [operatic vocalizing]